A webcomic about rocks · mostly puns · since 2008
Three panels of a webcomic, each labeled "● Rec" in the top left corner, framed by camera viewfinder corner brackets — suggesting the rock is being recorded as a vlog. Panel 1: Quartz, a smooth oval pebble with a diagonal vein marking, sits on a grassy patch beside a large blade of grass. Speech bubble: "OK, my morning routine, as you all requested..." Panel 2: The same scene. A single drop of dew hangs from the tip of the grass blade, above Quartz. Speech bubble: "First, I clean myself in morning dew. It helps smooth the surface." Panel 3: The same scene, dew drop gone. Speech bubble: "That's it."
№ 005 Thursday, June 25, 2026

Morning routine